Sunday, January 6, 2008

Saint Thomas the Divine on How to Find True Love.

A lot of people in America these days, especially Christians, are dismayed by the tremendous rate of divorce. How does one find true love, anyway; how do you test for it?

If you want to find someone that loves for real, simply look for the perfect - people that revere Jesus; this is all. The damndest thing about the world though is that you literally have to begin your search for the real thing at the crazy house because you're completely screwed up if you're not totally insane by the age of forty given the way things are in it; you have to go to a mad house to find even one man or woman that was simply going to read the Bible and do everything it says, and if you weren't a total flop by twenty, you didn't matter - to God or anyone else! This is because of sin, especially original sin.


Why is any of the above true? It's because men and women that are most like God are sensitive people; God, after all, is sensitive if He's anything at all, and these are the ones that love! Sensitive is perfect and that will always fail under the right conditions. Nobody fails with love, anybody does without it - even God. This is for the sake of the world which is filled with mere human beings who are not going to succeed in life without it. We the gods need a way to make love - the most profoundly important thing in life - matter. Yes, boys and girls, love matters! The only caveat here is to beware of losers. You see, it's not that someone fails a little or even a whole lot in life, and at this in every way imaginable, but that they are a loser. Avoid those and you'll find the only thing in life that can ever make you successful - love!Remember here that love and sex are not the same thing; sex is pleasure, love, on the other hand, is friendship, and the only reason people never find true love or if they do at all they can't seem to keep it around for very long is that they just are not about this. Once you know what love really is, though, you've got at least a fighting chance of finding the real thing.

Remember not to call yourself or anyone else a Christian unless you or they are absolutely, positively divine. We Christians are perfect people; if you are not, don't call yourself one of us; it's an insult to every truly great man or woman that ever did or ever will walk the earth and Jesus, our king!

Also remember, dear ones, that it is not what you get but what you give that will mark you as anything special at all in this world, for, in the end, the love you take in life will only be equal to the love you make in it. This is especially important if you want to be a star of any kind.

The bottom line, though, is to simply ask even a total stranger whether they love you. Such a question is basic in this Kingdom. Just remember that love is not sex. No one is under any obligation to have that with anyone but an actual spouse so if you want to, get married if you are a virgin and never before because the devil is out here too.

Don't forget these things!

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