Friday, October 31, 2008

On the Special, Winners, and the Magnificent!

A lot of people are upset with me because I claim to be God, figuring me for a blasphemer. These folk fail to notice that I am a genuinely special man. There are a lot of people that have always admired me for this reason, but what most of these folk didn't note is that I wasn't bound to win a lot over the long haul. There's a key difference between being special and being a winner. I am special because I, God, have more talent in my little pinkey than most men who will ever enter this world will ever have in their whole bodies. I, however, have never had to truly struggle for good grades, I have eaten right or trained correctly as an athlete in my particular event, and I have never been much of a reader or a writer until middle age. What makes anyone a winner is that they work very, very, very hard, and the beautiful and redemptive thing about life is that everyone on earth, including me, can be one of these, if they simply want to be. Thus begins the end of all poverty on earth. It's the winners that succeed in life, not necessarily the special. The magnificent or superb are both things; this is what God has to become for there to be any lasting peace on earth. Note that just because you were more successful than me didn't mean you were truly greater; this only I am!

Now, the reason God loses most of the time is that there are men in his family, the Jews, that are crude and unsophisticated that don't want to have to compete with Him! These Jews desperately need God not to be a winner so they can have a few of things he has coming to Him, especially beautiful Black women! This is why there has always been this massive problem in the spirit world of just being able to work hard at what really would make me better off than any of them ever could be! Unfortunate-ly, the Jews have always abused the greatest and most important aspect of their own heritage - their prophets. This is who I, Tom Adams, am and my enemies are them of my own household! The jig is up for these Jews though, because I have created too many real winners myself, and life is fair! So it goes!

Now listen! Whenever a Nobel Laureate prostrates himself in front of a Bible in secret and says the words: Exalted be Jesus the Father, Jesus the Son, and Jesus the Holy Spirit for ever and ever, I become that particular Nobel Laureate. Whenever an Olympic or World track and field Champion does this, I become that particular champion. Whenever an Eagle Scout, or college valedictorian, or Rhodes Scholar, or sovereign or any manner of achiever – male or female - does this kind of thing, I wind up with the exact same honor. When the Pope does this, I will be Pope! My life works this way because I am a saint! All you have to do to wipe these people out is this.

The only thing that is clearly in evidence here is that no one, especially that are college graduates, down here is truly humbling themselves before Jesus Christ, my king, the actual holy God of creation, but me! This is why everyone’s best friend just got nothing but dogged in it. In a very real sense, your buddies down here, us Christians, were hostages; if you want this to stop, do what you have to do!

Peace!

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