Saturday, December 19, 2009

Advice for Women.

If you are a woman, stand by your man, because this is his world and not yours; his dreams come before yours in life, not the other way around. You were taken from him and not him from you. To find your true husband, take all the men of the earth to heaven then take a look in the mirror without any makeup on, for he was created in heaven by God to be with you and you alone forever; this is probably your mate. Your true one, however, you will be able to see yourself with at one hundred years old, not just as a little girl. Also, you can imagine no one else with you at a Bible study. Both of you walk with Bibles, even if you are Roman Catholics. A guardian cherub can be either male or female both of which are Christians. Never fail one another or you are damned!

Know that I, the Lord, made the human body perfect. It alone is perfectly able to sustain you into eternity if you just treat it right and take a bit of extra advice. The reason women wind up with small breasts, acne, get a terrible figure, and wrinkle as they grow old is because of diet and not remembering to worship and support Mary, the Holy, Virgin, mother of God, especially by naming their eldest daughters after her. Both men and women's diets have to consist of the following things on a daily basis for them to have amazing bodies (big firm breasts and buttockses, lovely skin, strong muscles, and all the rest) and perfect health: one serving of both milk and fish oil in the morning and before bed; a glass of pomegranite juice anytime; A serving of nuts; a glass of V8 vegetable juice; nine servings of fruit(very, very important); a serving of yogurt; any kind of cheese; and two or three ounces of either peanut butter or cottage cheese before sleep and plenty of water throughout the day. The reason you look so bad is that you both don't eat food or remember Jesus' mother! A child should be on this diet as soon as possible for the rest of their lives - both the boys and the girls. This is mostly all there is to teaching a child how to take care of itself besides keeping their houses and selves clean and reading the Bible and Bible-based books all their lives.
Follow this advice and you will always be buxom and calypigian - the very model of Eve, the mother of all the living, whom you came from! For larger, firmer breasts add more protein to the above diet. You don't really need multi-vitamins if you simply eat right, but if you want to, you can take a good one if you like.

Now, the reason you get fat is that you eat just too much. The above regimen is part of the standard two thousand calorie diet of a woman with a sedentary life-style and will keep a woman who does nothing but shop and play with kids all day absolutely gorgeous. Don't eat like an athlete if you are not an athlete. Only athletes need to eat six times a day not you. If you just can't stop eating, simply become a jock; it's likely what you were born to be for this very reason!

Understand that the gospel of Jesus is a paradigm for women as well as men. As in the above article "Advice for Men," I submit to you that all they are for is forming grown-ups. Read the gospels over and over again and you will see that the pattern that is being established there is merely that of mature people. An immature woman is not a woman: You must pray for your enemies and not resist evil people. You must not demand anything back from someone who steals from you. You must be perfect just as your father in heaven and the man in the house - Jesus - are, for it is men that lead in all things, not women. Jesus is the model of perfection for both males and females; there is no playing games with this fact. What made Jesus a perfect individual and savior of the world was the fact that he was a grown-up: He did what his father, a male, told Him to do no matter what the cost to Himself. Be the same and you will be a woman and not a little girl! The point of the gospels is: Always be the bigger person about things. This is a woman. Be one and you won't ever have to fear death.

Now, if you are any woman but especially one of African, Afro-American, Afro-latino, or Afro-Carribean decent, know that the absolutely perfect among you are not just drop dead gorgeous without any makeup on, but love the abject poor and are girl scouts. A good man's wife is always a woman that is these things. If you are dark brown like me, I'd love to know you. You may contact me at Blackpeoplemeet.com (tfadam16)or on facebook: Thomas Francis Adams, Cornell class of 1983.

In case you don't know, the way to find your soulmate is to wait until you hear the angels sing and say the "Our Father," everyday. This is the way to know whether he is the one for you!Young men and women can marry at age 12 in Israel and at age 14 under U.S. law, but the girl will need the approval of a living great, great, grandmother to do so. Under U.S. law, a girl needs no one's approval when it comes to choosing a husband if she is at least 18 years old, but this is not how holy people work. You will always need your parents' approval to marry someone regardless of what world society has to say if you love God.

Peace!

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