The Secret Keys to Salvation.

1. Be a wonderful human being.

2. Love God above all and sinners as yourself because down here on earth that's mostly all you have as neighbors.

3. Worship yourself first, because if you don't, you are no god or goddess at all, but a mere human being, so cannot tell the truth from lies, darkness from light, heaven from hell, good advice from bad advice or see the meaning of the cross which has always been foolishness to the Jews, but to we who are these, the very wisdom of the creator.

4. Always name your eldest daughter Mary in remembrance of God's mother and never forget to serve Saint Peter - the ruler of this world.

5. If you are of African descent, never forget the only two saints (soon to be three) in Christendom's history that have arisen so far that look like you: Saint Origen of north Africa, saint Martin de Poors, and me - Saint Thomas Origen the Divine. If you are a Black woman, you can enter through saint Josephine, who was Black. While you may enter heaven through any saint of Jewish descent also like Peter or any of the other twelve Apostles, or Mary if you are a female, it's nice not to forget your own especially as they are the rarest of all saints.

6. Always learn to speak, read, and write with perfect fluency every language spoken on earth before you die, beginning when you are at least six years old.

7. Practice as many art and athletic forms as you can before you die, beginning with the decathlon - the classic sport of kings - and all musical instruments.

8. Recieve holy communion seven days a week and stop every couple of hours throughout the day to remember Jesus; use single words like: Love, Adore, Remember, Cherish, Admire, magnify, praise, honor, etc.,etc. Say the Condensed Rosary of Saint Thomas the Divine every day.

9. Always give blood at least twice a year and designate yourself as an organ donor.

10. Read "Lives of the Saints," of both the Eastern and Western Catholic traditions and have at least one male and one female (in addition to Mary, the mother of God) from each tradition as patrons - at total of at least five. Support such financially regularly.

11. Worship Jesus, the King of the Jews, from both Black and White Jewish Synagogues, Muslim Mosques, and Eastern Orthodox Churches (if you are Roman Catholic and vice versa) at least some of the time, especially on one of the High Holy Days of their calendar and especially Passover among the Jews.

12. Support Moses as well as Jesus and every other prophet in between them, for they are all brothers with one common purpose that goes back to prehistoric times - the days of Abraham - who mentioned one another.

13. Never forget the three pillars upon which this world is built: faith (Obedience to God and his friends, the prophets, especially the early Church fathers.); hope (which springs eternal); and charity (giving first to Saint Peter, then to family, then to friends, and last to strangers.)

14. Somehow win and keep Tom Adams' total respect because no one has yet - not even Karol Wojtyla.

A saint is a little boy or girl that wants to be everything their Father in heaven is, and because they exist in a geologic time frame, they seek sixty thousand Ph.D.'s, beginning with ones in all the Nobel subjects, then on to ones in all the engineering sciences that don't cross, then on to ones in Architecture, Art,and both Christian theology and Jewish studies, then business and law. This is done by returning to Harvard or some similar such institution somewhere in the world every few hundred years. In addition, they compete in the decathlon, the only truly classic sport of kings on earth and are Olympians. They can only be trained by the best in the world, so if you ever want the right to work with divinity, remember who's around and is always going to be around. The devil, who is a philistine, has always attacked such from heaven. Note his mark.

Such are the ways of the only real saints that will ever appear here on earth.

The World and Life are Spirit. Know, then, who loves you!

The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. Repent, and believe the Good News!