Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Updated Resume of Saint Thomas the Divine.

Saint Tommy Abraham Isaac Jacob Joshua Samuel Ezra Nehemiah Isaiah Job David Solomon Hezekiah Gideon Jeremiah Ezekiel Daniel Hosea Joel Amos Obadiah Jonah Micah Nahum Habakkuk Zephaniah Haggai Zechariah Malachi Hannibal Abba Salusi Augustin Origen DePores Rastanus Peter John Joseph Lwanga Moses Elijah Elisha Jesus Adams the Divine. a.k.a. Tommy Adams a.k.a. The Ancient of Days Cell: 718 600-2192 Email: Kerygmasaintthomas@gmail.com Aspiring Christian theologian, doctor of divinity, and prophet with more than 28 years of work experience in customer service, sales, data entry, executive assisting, general office duties, and ministry seeks career as model and actor. EDUCATION Pending candidate, Harvard University in extension, baccalaureate of liberal arts, mathematics, minoring in computer science, June 2018 16 credits, electrical engineering, City College of New York, 1986 4 credits, biology, Tompkins Cortland Community College, Ithaca, New York, 1984 122 credits, chemical engineering, Cornell University, 1983 Saint Francis Preparatory High School, Diploma, G.P.A. 4.0/4.0, 1979 Robert F. Kennedy Incentive Program, Diploma, G.P.A. 4.0/4.0, 1975 ACHIEVMENTS -In just half a lifetime, solved all the world’s problems and single-handedly both shifted the religious right in America toward Israel and the Jews and crushed world war III forever, saving the Churches of Christ for future generations of children more than twenty years ago after flunking out of Cornell – something no king has ever been able to do in world history. -Read more than 200 books a year now that I am over thirty years of age which is a real achievement for me in particular as I wasn’t raised to read, about a third of them business-related. -Am the first Black captain of a predominantly White athletic team in world and American history and at a Christian high school. -Manage two successful blogs. - Have defeated every track and field opponent in the world on a size and weight basis in my events. -Scored in the 95th percentile on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (A.S.V.A.B.) in the spring of 1985. - Had a resting pulse as a boy of 42 and that has ranged between 28 and 54 and have never run a marathon in my life. These are maximums under heaven. I am God. The minimums on earth are a lot higher than these. -Facilitated the smoother running of my section at the NYC Department of Correction by writing a sensational report observing various inefficiencies there, improving overall operation by 40%. -Improved the functioning of my department at Xerox Corporation by at least 200%, prompting my supervisors to make a permanent offer of employment while still in college. -Saved E.I. DuPont pigments and dyes factory 20% on energy costs while engineering intern there. -Predicted hurricane season of 2005 ten months in advance to President of the United States, Pope John Paul II, and many others on February 3, 2005. -Saved a family from a burning house on Rockaway Parkway in Brooklyn, New York in October of 2006. -Predicted Jakarta earthquake of 2006 two weeks in advance to Israel Meir Lau – chief rabbi of the nation of Israel. -Predicted President Obama’s victory in his election to him six months in advance. -Predicted strange weather through February of 2009 on December 1, 2008(remember southern California, Miami, and Las Vegas of 2009?). -Scored in the 99th percentile on a practice A.C.T. college entrance examination on April 10, 2010. -Scored above the 80th percentile on a practice G.R.E. cold with no practice or review, having been out of college nearly twenty years and with an I.Q. on the official record of only between 110 and 122 which is a lie. -Discovered the solutions to the unified field theory and splitting beam problems of physics. -Discovered a connection between science and religion that Sir Isaac Newton nearly did five hundred years ago. -Established a third connection between science and religion that relates intelligence to relativity theory. -National Merit Scholar. -Bear the secret of the only way known to the angels of God to create value -Produced scholarship in my new critically acclaimed book “The Kingdom Seeker: the Diary of Saint Thomas the Divine,” published by Authorhouse, -Expanded my last employers business by 500%-from one store to more than four- in less than two years working as a salesman. -A messianic Jew, have been a Roman Catholic faith healer for nearly thirty years. - I am Holy See. -I am related to the missing link scientists have been looking for, being a Christian at all, so, the key to identifying the earth’s original Jews. -Who’s Who in America 2015, sixty-ninth edition. -Who’s Who in the World 2015, thirty-second edition. -Who’s Who in the World 2014, thirty-first edition. SUMMARY Despite never having been groomed for success and having an I.Q. that has been concealed on the physical record as having been measured between 110 and 114(it’s actually at least twice these numbers and then some), achievedmore than 60 “A+’s”by the end of sophomore year in high school where 14 were hidden on the record by the Franciscans–50 by the end of fifth grade, marking me as one of the world’s elite kings from the very start, and have alifetime average through the high school level of100 – the truth be known – and have 100 averages in: electrical engineering switching systems, differential calculus, and integral calculus. Great resumes represent the ascendancy of kings from the foundation of the world, Am the greatest lay theologian all time, the greatest athlete of modern times pound-per-pound, a former Knight of Columbus, a former Knight of Peter Claver, a member of the Christian Legion of Mary, and a Boy Scout, and am considered by not a few people to be the greatest Black man ever to walk the earth which is likely true as a White man with my resume does truly stand out, Iam now both a reader and a writer as opposed to just a doer of arithmetic, marking me as the ultimate in trainable candidates. A superb writer, am the author of a critically acclaimed book – the first of many I will eventually write. Type 40 words-per-minute and have a data entry keystroke rate around 3,000. A prophet with more than twenty years of work experience, most of them in a clerical, customer service, or sales function, I am sublimely preternatural but grossly underutilized – a constant victim of lese majesty having started working at too young an age for too low a wage. If you want to hire the best person for any position within your organization, I’m your man.General trends are the marker of the potentially great hire, and superb people make all the difference in business as in life. In fact, I am the bottom line as I have been for all my employers. Corporations and businesses exist to serve shareholders by creating value, and the way they can best do this is by hiring as near perfect human beings as possible. You put your very life and not just your bottom line in the hands of the people you hire to work for you, and work is not charity; work is real labor and time is money; let me be your world! COMPUTER SKILLS Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, MS Office 2007, MS Office 2010, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, HTML5, XML, AJAX, PHP, ASP.NET, CSS3, Algol, Basic, V-Basic, C, C++, C++#, COBOL, FORTRAN, JAVA, LISP, PASCAL, PL/I, and PROLOG. LANGUAGE SKILLS I speak, read, and write perfect English but can also speak, read, and write a moderate amount of each of the following right now: Hebrew, Arabic, Greek, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Russian, Mandarin Chinese, and Japanese. WORK EXPERIENCE GoodTemps, New York, N.Y., 10/6-Present Data Entry/Customer Service clerk Community Pawn, Brooklyn, N.Y., 4/10/09-10/5/12 Salesman/Executive assistant All Citi Pawn, Brooklyn, N.Y., 2/08-2/09 Salesman/Executive assistant Self-employed, Brooklyn, N.Y., 1/95 to 2/07 President New York City Department of Environmental Protection, Wards Island, N.Y., 9/90 to 11/94 Engineering technician New York City Department of Correction, Corona, N.Y., 6/89 to 9/90 Office associate The Forum Employment Agency, N.Y., N.Y., 6/85 to 1/89 Data entry/Customer Service clerk/Executive Assistant The Network Employment Agency, N.Y., N.Y., 10/82 to 5/85 File clerk/Executive Assistant E. I. DuPont de Nemours Incorporated, Newark, N.J., 6/81 to 9/81 Summer chemical engineering intern Eastern Temporaries Incorporated, N.Y., N.Y., 5/80 to 9/80 File clerk/Office worker/Administrative assistant Martin Offset Printing, Long Island City, N.Y., 5/78 to 9/78 Quality control clerk Basset’s of Philadelphia, New York, N.Y., 5/77 to 9/77 Ice cream parlor worker/cashier HONORS AND AWARDS Who’s Who in America 2015, sixty-ninth edition. Who’s Who in the World 2015, thirty-second edition. Who’s Who in the World 2014, thirty-first edition. Employee-of-the-month, North Forty Discotheque, Ithaca, N.Y., 1984 Noted disc jockey, Playboy magazine, 1984 Dow/Monsanto scholar, Cornell University, 1981 Two-time letterman, Cornell Varsity Track & Field, 1980, ‘81 World weight-class record, 400 meter dash, Cornell University, 1980 Summa Cum Laude, St. Francis Preparatory High School, 1979 National Merit Scholar, June, 1979 Captain, St. Francis Varsity Track & Field team, 1979 Gold medalist, 4x200 meter relay, Mount Saint Michael Games, 1979 Silver medalist, Sprint Medley Relay, Iona College Relays, 1979 Silver medalist, CHSAA championship 400 meter dash, spring, 1979 National List, Eastern States Athletic Conference, spring, 1978, ‘79 Seven-time letterman, St. Francis VarsityTrack & Field team, 1976, ’77, ’78, ‘79 85 bronze medals in various events, Saint Francis Preparatory High School Track & Field, 1976 through 1979Honor Society of St. Francis Preparatory High School, 1976, ’77, ’78, ‘79 M.V.P., Varsity track and field, St. Francis Preparatory High School, fall, 1977 Two-time school record holder, St. Francis Track & Field, 1977 Junior varsity letterman, St. Francis Football, 1976 Brooklyn/Queens track & field champion (team), 1976 Gold medalist, Boy Scout Olympic 50 yard dash championship, N.Y.C., 1975 Summa cum Laude, Robert F. Kennedy Incentive Program, 1975 Honor Student, Robert F. Kennedy Incentive Program, 1973, ’74, ‘75 Patrol Leader, Troop 838, Boy Scouts of America, Brooklyn, New York, 1972 Two merit citations, Boy Scouts of America, Brooklyn, New York, 1971 Honor Student, Saint Gregory Nazienzen middle school, Brooklyn, New York, 1970, ‘71 Honor Student, Public School 167, Brooklyn, New York, 1967, ’68, ‘69 AFFILIATIONS American Institute of Chemical Engineers (Student) American Chemical Society (Student) National Academy of Sciences National Society of Black Engineers (Student) International Society of African Scientists National Council of Black Engineers and Scientists New York Academy of Sciences N.Y.C. Department of Juvenile Justice Boy Scouts of America Girl Scouts of America Miss Universe Organization Miss America Organization Miss United States Organization Legion of Mary The Gates Foundation The Rockefeller Foundation New York Blood Center New York City Police Department Guyana Police Department New York City Board of Elections Greenpeace Southern Poverty Law Center Corporation for National and Community Service (Americorps) NY Metro Committee for UNICEF Global Economic Action Institute NAACP National Urban League Brooklyn Public Library Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture American Mathematical Society Association of Computing Machinery Tommy Adams a.k.a. The Ancient of Days Cell:718-600-2192 Email: PreachToThePoor@Yahoo.Com ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ There are a few things to note about this resume: 1. Most of the honors and awards were accomplished by the time I was seventeen and I did not know about them until I was over forty years old; 2. As young Christian youth are basically young Jewish youth by another name, you need to compare it with that of a good Jewish boy of the same age, even Jesus Himself, to understand why the holy spirit calls me God, The Creator, the son of Jesus, and Vishnu, the ancient destroyer of all worlds (See Revelation 21:7); 3. If you place a degree from Cornell just above the honors and awards section of the resume, you will see what level of student I was at any college. Likely the greatest man of any race ever to enter the Ivy League, by the time I graduate in the future, it will be clear exactly why I must most certainly be the greatest man Jesus ever knew; 4. Had I been raised to succeed in life, the honors and awards section would have been at least twice as large as it is. God, the Father, Himself probably isn't greater than me and this is why people cheat! 5. In an age of affirmative action in America, this is a C-suite resume for sure. On my way to being as big a name in the chemical processing industry as Olin or Purcell, my situation indicates a global conspiracy that goes to the very top of international government; all local, regional, national, and international law enforcement bodies have been alerted. 6. While some of this resume is only stuff I recently started working on, better than 95% of it is already fact. This is why you need to be a fact checker before you open your mouth to anybody about a black man from now on and especially to a black woman. Understand, boy? This resume proves the truth that, though a Christian's life is sometimes strenuously difficult - even hellish as in my case - there's always a blessing in it somewhere from its very beginning to its very end; you just have to look for it or them! My life also proves the truth that a man's life did not consist in his possessions, but in his faith in Jesus - this was a Christian, and what a Christian, right?! I will update the details on this resume periodically over the decades so that all my new accomplishments over time will be clear to everyone in the Churches of Christ around the world.

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