A god or angel is nothing more than a Christian, prophet, or saint of the true Church's of Christ tradition. You will know a saint or prophet when he or she is around by these attributes: (1) they will have at least a 99 average by the end of the first grade; (2) they will score in the 99th percentile on every standardized test they ever take in life; (3) they will have at least one gold medal in international athletic competition in the decathlon - the one true sport of the true athlete - or at least will have possessed the potential to do so;(4)they will have a profound fear of Saint Peter as well as Jesus, for these are elect angels, not just anybody, and so will recieve holy communion as often as possible - more than once a week; (5)they will have a passionate zeal for true holiness, worshiping Moses as well as Jesus and Saint Peter and this is because Christians are really nothing more than elect Jews by another name.
Shalom!
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