The Secret to finding the kind of life God really wants for you is to partake of as many sacraments of the Church as you can, with the exception of perhaps "Anointing of the Sick," including "Matrimony," and "Holy Orders." Only know, that to take holy orders, you have to be a Christian and that Christians are kings. Kings have at least two Ph.D.'s,are the world's greatest athletes, and speak, read, and write at least a dozen languages before they are even in high school. The world gets around kings by having them call themselves sinners, which will cause a lot of these things to be missing or stolen from the saints resumes at any given age. A Christian or saint is simply someone that doesn't like to call themselves a sinner. If you feel extremely guilty or uncomfortable calling yourself a sinner, then know that you are a saint and that your I.Q. was never under 220. Usually, some folk have to double their "measured" score to find the real one.
In the world, you will have trouble, but in Jesus Christ you will have peace!
Shalom!
Sincerely,
Thomas Jesus Adams
a.k.a.
Saint Thomas the Divine
a.k.a.
The Ancient of Days
Cornell '83
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